SACRE BLEU!!
My PERFECT AND FLAWLESS self was merely sampling of some legumes when I was transfigured into this less than desirable form!
...COULD THIS BE PUNISHMENT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES FOR SKEWING THE QUIDDITCH MATCH IN THE GRYFFYDOR HOUSE'S FAVOR WITH MY GLOOOOORIOUS AND ENCHANTING VOICE~?! ♪♫
Such a travesty...I can only atone...in ONE
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